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I mentioned to Goose previously....I've been collecting meme's for years. Adding on top of this is that as a fireman, I can say with absolute certainty, most of us have an EXTREMELY warped sense of humor (tbo, it goes with the job.
Otherwise you decide to become a 6th grade teacher
). But trust me....my wife would agree with your assessment. LOL

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Ole took Lena home with him and took off his shirt.
Lena says, "Ole dat's some chest you have dare.
Ole says, "Lena, dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite."
Next he took off his pants.
Lena says, "Ole dat's nice calves you have dare."
Ole says, "Lena dat's a hunnert pounds of dynamite."
Ole quickly reached down and pulled off his underpants and Lena screamed and ran out the door. Ole put his clothes back on and ran after her.
Catching her Ole said, "Lena, viy did you run out like dat?"
Lena said, " Vit all dat dynamite around, I thought it was going to explode when I saw how short da fuse was!"
 
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