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Ok, it may be early in the calandar year, but I don't care who you are...that may be my personal winner for meme of the year
 

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...................A guy I haven't seen since 1970 sent me these:
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When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.”

Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job”


Cop: “Please step out of the car.”

Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”


I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

I had my patience tested. I’m negative.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 is new midnight.

I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

I run like the winded.

I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.

When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”

I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.



When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.”

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.

That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late..
 

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Covid-19 humor:

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You're in need of some psychiatric counseling, Bryan! 🤣
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I mentioned to Goose previously....I've been collecting meme's for years. Adding on top of this is that as a fireman, I can say with absolute certainty, most of us have an EXTREMELY warped sense of humor (tbo, it goes with the job. Otherwise you might end up in a padded room or in therapy for the rest of your life). But trust me....my wife would agree with your assessment. LOL
 

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I am SO doing something like this when one of my daughters gets any sort of engagement pics taken
 

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I mentioned to Goose previously....I've been collecting meme's for years. Adding on top of this is that as a fireman, I can say with absolute certainty, most of us have an EXTREMELY warped sense of humor (tbo, it goes with the job. Otherwise you might end up in a padded room or in therapy for the rest of your life). But trust me....my wife would agree with your assessment. LOL
LEO's suffer from the same job related personality warpage!
 
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