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Hey Bryan, I see you found our todays humor slot! Funny! My wife had a similar occurrence with her BMW as they are so prevalent around here, albeit, not quite so dramatic! Never happens with the Shelby! We could all use some laughter these days!
Yeah, I found this thread a few days ago and I laughed because it seemed 'made' for me. I've been collecting especially smart assed meme's for years...., so given the opportunity to post some, I couldn't resist.

I just want to make sure I dont cross any line and possibly offend anyone. I'm a huge smart ass....anyone who knows me, knows this intimately. That being said, I get it doesn't come across very well texting or posting so I do try to be careful. While I enjoy being a smart ass, I always try to stress its all in good fun and I don't mean to offend anyone.
 

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There's one more.

One day a guy got a small part in a play and his only line on stage was "Hark, I hear a cannon". The play was like 2 days away. So he is practicing his line of "Hark, I hear a cannon", "Hark I hear a cannon, "Hark I hear a cannon" because he wanted to get it just right when the time came to say it. He kept on practicing and practicing. Well, finally the day of the play came and he was thrilled. When it was his turn on stage there was this huge horrendous explosion and he says "What the F**k was that"?
 

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