Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at
him, looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound
testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The
big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds
each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'.

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+++..........and the little white guy's name was Ben Dover..

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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE
black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at
him, looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound
testicles, Turner Brown.'

The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The
big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds
each, and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little white guy says: 'Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'.

:ninja:
LOL

You must have been bored!

LMAO at all of your posts BB.